Friday Yankees Wrap Up

What a Fuckin Day.  No doubt just last night the Yankees were laughing their asses off when getting on the bus and watching Sideshow Bobby V. bitch and moan to the umps.  Girardi was definitely smiling for the first time in forever for straight up playing the Sox manager and organization.  Seriously, what a perfect thing to do to a team that's dying for attention and a coach who just wants to see his name in headlines.  Just end the game in a tie and go home.  Bravo Joe.  Pure Genius.  I bet that was a fun bus ride.

Then this morning news breaks about Joba's ankle.  I'm hearing he busted it up at  a Bounce U.  Apparently a harmless afternoon at some place akin to my time's Discovery Zone and Chucky Cheese instantaneously turned lethal for the big fella. Just like that, our favorite embattled Nebraskan goes down in a place where not even suicidal Mets and Jets fans are supposed to be able to hurt themselves.   Dumb?  Absofuckinglutely.  Unfortunate?  No Doubt.  But the show must go on. 

And finally, El Capitan got a hit in his first AB back in in action.  Kuroda didn't shit the bed and the Yanks pulled off a win while in Red Sox land, Bobby Jenks pulled off a DUI.  On top of it, he left at the scene of the crime trying to get his fat ass away scott-free.  Makes Joba's stupidity look at least morally reasonable.  Not really, but still...

PS - Finding pictures of Joe Girardi laughing/smiling/looking happy in general is nearly impossible.  Loosen up bro.  Its Friday.