Hows 3rd base working for you bro? I bet you were all excited to get back over to that hot corner and have your own bash brother buddy Prince Fielder on the other side of the field. Anything you can do to win right? Wrong. You can flat out rake, but moving you to 3rd base is not going to play out well. 1) You're built like a semi 2) You haven't played there since I was in Little League 3) You just duffed your face so badly you're going to have to drink an extra 3 bottles of Jack on your ride home from the ball park just to ease the pain.
Start thinking about getting back over to first base or everyones favorite fleet footed friend Brett Gardner is going to make a living bunting the ball down the line and watching you waddle after it while he's already taking a lead and thinking about stealing second. I love when clubs go out and make flat out bad decisions. Makes life so easy. Keep up the good work in Detroit!
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