Thursday, March 22, 2012

Victor Cruz Madden Cover? Just Say No


Someone needs to explain to me why we want Victor Cruz on the cover of Madden.  Seriously, how is that a good idea?  What good does it do for the team and for Victor Cruz?  Now unless they roll out a Touchdown Dance button that immediately results in a 15 yard penalty and a call from the Commissioner’s office shutting down your Xbox for 3 days, this is just not worth it.  I don’t believe in curses.  I believe in the truth.  In this case, it is notoriously bad for players to be on the cover of Madden.  Shit, it literally almost drove Peyton Hillis to the CIA last year after he missed half the season and ruined everyone’s fantasy football teams.  Every single year guys say "I dont believe in curses, would love to represent Madden."  Then they're on the PUP list before the end of pre-season.  Just do every Giant fan a favor and start the write in vote for he-who-shall-never-be-named over on the JETS.  I hear they are looking for some publicity.

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