1) World
Series Ring – Check
2) Funny,
Hot Wife – Check
3) King
of the Bleacher Creature Roll Call – Check
4) Great
Clubhouse Guy – Check
Nick Swishers got a ton going for him. New
York has literally taken this man under it’s wing and
watched him become a staple in pinstripes. He has gone from MLB goofball to man in a matter
of years. I know, I know, his postseason stats are
awful. But this guy’s got IT. This is a contract year and I’m betting the
bank that he puts it all together and has his first .290 30 HR season with OPS
through the roof. You heard it here first.
First, he shows up to camp 10 lbs lighter by not eating Chipotle. That’s a good start. Then he does an article in the Wall Street Journal. If he can please the bleacher creatures with
his perfect salute and snag a piece in the Journal, he’s ready to have a banner
season. So Get it Done Swish, we’re
counting on you. And get your wife out
the game more often; I’m sick of seeing ARod’s disgusting mangirlfriend of the week stealing
all the cameo shots.
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