Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Coughlin Cracking Me Up


Add Tom Coughlin to the list of Giants making backhanded remarks about the NY Jets. Definitely puts a smile on my face on a freezing cold Wednesday.  I mean,  when Tom Coughlin is shredding your team without actually shredding your team you definitely have problems. Just stating the obvious about the wildcat being the worst offense in NFL history and having 1 developed QB on the field at one time.   Interesting comments on Jacobs as well.  Tommy C. always liked Jacobs and Jacobs was the perfect dickhead in some situations where Coughlin just wasn't.  Someone had to tell Rex he was overweight, and Jacob's did. Someone's gotta yell at doushey opposing fans to stir the pot and Jacobs did. Bring back Jacobs for pennies on the dollar and he's worth every single soundbit and maybe even a couple of goal line carries.

UPDATE: Jacobs is a 49er?  Now Jim Harbaugh is officially taking this personally.  You want to play like that Jacobs?  Fine.  You're old and slow as shit.  You stutter step at the line and its obvious you don't like to truck people anymore.  You run out of gas midseason and the only thing still running hot is your mouth.  Have fun competing with Randy Moss for the roll of 'Over the Hill Pain in the Ass.'

Also, saw one of these walking through Grand Central today.  Thought it was @KFCBarstool from Barstoolsports.com for a second.  Then I saw how skinny he was.  Anyway, I'm pretty sure this thing is made specifically for people looking to keep their virginity.  Wait - maybe it was KFC?

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