Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Giants Get Dallas in Season Opener

Fine Bro - You can hold my MVP Trophy...

Feels like the GIANTS won the Super Bowl just yesterday doesn't it?  Honestly couldn't have picked a better in-division opponent to embarrass on the opening night of the NFL season in front of millions than the Dallas Cowboys.  Here's why: 1) the Cowboys LOVE losing in dramatic fashion on national TV  2) JPP and Justin Tuck get to mangle Tony Romo, which is likeable by everyone watching on national TV 3)  Eli Manning can stick it to the other rotund Ryan brother on national TV and finally 4)  We all get to see Jerry Jones' classic 'oh shit not again...' look of disgust from the sideline when his team's down 3 scores at the half....on national TV.  Guarantee Roger Goodell had the exact same thoughts right after he finished slaughtering the Saints organization. I mean, at this point it's pretty much universally known people like watching the Cowboys lose.

PS - Defending Super Bowl Champs have won 12 straight season openers.  Suck it Romo.

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