Tuesday, April 24, 2012

$1 Million to Get It On With QB2??

CNBC
Some girl is going to get $1 MILLION dollars to prove that she stole QB2's V-Card. You heard that right.  Now, roughly every single psychotic girl in NYC will be chasing QB2 around trying to score. On the road, girls will literally be hanging on this guy no matter where he goes.  Even if he's off preaching somewhere in remote Africa, women will be throwing themselves at him to get a piece of that $1Million pie. This should really do wonders for him on the field now that every girl is secretly trying to prove his off the field performance.  Seriously though, how does a girl prove this?  At the end of the day, there's pretty much no chance this guy is going to ever be able to find a sane girlfriend.  He's brought this all on himself and there's now a $1 million bounty on the most private aspect of his life.  Keep up the good work in Jetland.

PS - Somewhere, Antonio Cromartie is just like 'Damn....'

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