This is an official proclamation. I will never write about Tim Tebow again on this blog. He's officially banished to 150 characters or less. Twitter or nothing Tebow. That's it. This guy has accomplished so little in his professional career, yet he trends as if Biebs just knocked up Octomom. I'm done. I don't care if he takes over for Mark Sanchez and convinces Rex Ryan to lose 272 pounds. Nothing. If he wins the Super Bowl and loses his virginity to Gronk's future fiance? No comment. Tim Tebow establishes a website to heal those with foot fetishes and leverages coach as client #1? Nothing to say about that. This could go on forever, just like the guaranteed number of comical back page NY Post articles the Jets just purchased from Denver. John Elway is definitely laughing this success to the bank. He literally pulled off the only thing humanly possible to end Tebow-mania and the Jets naturally gobbled it right up. Got a couple draft picks out of it as well. If it takes a 4 time MVP to slay Tebow in Denver. So be it. Amen Timmy.
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