Monday, April 2, 2012

Eli Posts up In South Beach with a Couple Smokes

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Just kidding.  Everyone's favorite 2 time Super Bowl Champion, and 2 Time Super Bowl MVP took some time to hit the beach with wife and child while waiting for his second Super Bowl ring to be forged. (Don't worry - there are no nude child images) Is that a starfish bathing suit?  Sure hope so.  At least it's not a pair of cut off 20 year old Zubaz pants ala Gronk.  Although I can not tell a lie, I had an epic pair of of Jr Zubaz pants I used to rock with a Starter Jacket and a neon cap.  90's to the max.  After a long day chasing all the girls on the block and making all the dudes look silly in street ball, I'd post up and watch Inspector Gadget and drink milk and eat Chips Ahoy till I was drunk.  Pretty sure I had swag before it even existed. 

In other exciting news today, the Giants brought on another Free Agent safety, Stevie Brown.  This guys got wheels and can compete for a job on special teams with the departure of Devin Thomas.  From Michigan Big Blue to the real Big Blue.  Welcome on board Stevie Brown.

And in Jets Land, Woody Johnson admitted he would seriously consider bringing back Hard Knocks, officially confirming he is the worst owner in the NFL.  Adding to it, the Jets are trying to sign a free agent rugby player to play Tight End.  Something they would obviously do since they already have the more than competent Dustin Keller.  Keep up the good work in Jet Land!

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