Everyone's favorite multi-baby daddy got some crazy news today. After having his 10th kid just a few days ago, one of Antonio Cromartie's ladies/wives/gf's whatevers is now expecting TWINS. This is good for ol Cro, who at the ripe old age of 28 now will have 12 offspring wandering this planet. This is, however, not good for one of his kids, as they will now have to be the sub whenever Team Cro is old enough to take the field. Imagine how much that sucks? You got your super athletic daddy, with 8 different baby mama's and you're the kid who has has to come off the brother and sister bench. Proof is in the pudding that you were just a slow swimmer who got lucky. Usually it's better to realize something like that in your 20's when you're stuck in a cubicle and haven't seen the sun in days.
Seriously though - 12 is impressive. Smoking Octomom and catching up to Duggar status. At $3500 a pop per month for child support you'd think ol' Cro would wrap it up or consider some other drastic measure like a vasectomy (gasp!) to prevent this from getting out of hand. However, me thinks he's probably a few cans short of a sixer. Me? I'll laugh this one to the bank. Poor Cro has no idea the world of hurt all 12 of these little (and someday big) suckers is going to put him through for the rest of his life.
It's only fitting he's on the Jets, and as always, in conclusion, keep up the Good Work in Jet Land!
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