Eli Manning just killing the jokes these days. Completely deadpanning the crowd about being the third most talked about QB in his own city despite winning 2 SBs. Good prep for SNL, and overall, I'm hoping this just fuels the fire.
They say behind every joke is a sliver of truth. And in this case, Eli is 100% right and I could not be any happier. Not one bit. 2 Super Bowl trophies. 2 Super Bowl MVPs and still dealing with 'little bro' syndrome. Fear not Eli Manning, the real sports fans in this town have your back 100%. We are, however, greedy and want you to win a 3rd. Let the Jets burn down the house with their silly out-dated wild cat offense. Let them bring in a preacherboy backup QB and relegate him to special teams while the QB2 virginity tracker ticks away. Let the rest of the cancers and hold outs drag the team down to a sub .500 level.
All I know is all the Giants are tweeting up a storm about being back together. Victor Cruz isn't holding out like some other CB I know. Linemen are tweeting pictures of empty weight rooms while they're getting their reps in and, thank God (pun intended) no one is off writing sermons. Not that that's not a bad thing, but it's certainly not a football thing.
So I hope you kill it on SNL. I hope your DirecTV commercial with Deion is hysterical. You will get your comeuppance at the White House next Month when THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES slips that Tiffany's Championship ring on your second ring finger, and when you're introduced in Canton someday as a 3x Super Bowl Champ.
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