Ozzie Guillen Head Scratcher

Ozzie Guillen.  Boy oh Boy.  Barrel full of laughs this guy.  In all honesty I have no idea what he was thinking, and I’m not sure he knows either.  Fidel Castro?  If that’s not the name of your starting left fielder you should probably never mention it in conversation.  Not in America, Not in front of any Kennedys, and definitely not in South Florida.  Unless maybe you work for the CIA, or are blaming him for not getting your hands on the finest cigars, that’s just not a name you bring up.

Such a dopey move.  I thought the stopped cutting people up with chain saws in motel bathrooms ala Scarface a while ago, but with some of the protestors signs I saw out there, Ozzie might want to think about changing his name or laying low for a little while.  Oh wait, he can’t - He’s the coach of a Major League Baseball team.  Sucks to be Ozzie right now.  I’m sure the Cuban American fans, in that 'heart of Miami', shiny new fishbowl are going to be thrilled the day he comes back from his suspension.

My biggest question is: how is Ozzie actually one of the 30 or so old men on earth who have the privilege to toss on a uniform and coach baseball?  Unless this guy is Jekyll and Hyde from the podium to the dugout, I just don’t see it. 

Jeets Does What Captains Do

After the lifeless 0-3 start, which I personally think looks worse on paper than in reality after a couple of cookies simply didn't crumble the Yankees way, Captain Derek Jeter himself was in great form going 4-4 and also taking one for the team by laying down a sac bunt.  Vintage DJ right there.  Team is down to start the season?  I'll just go 4-4.  Make it look easy while I'm doing it.  In my mind, there's just no way a guy like Derek Jeter is letting the Yankees start 0-4.  Not on his watch.  That's something Jason Varitek would let happen.  Anyway, just like that, win 1 is in the books.  Nova was a bulldog out there and we only have 113 to go before we start breaking our own records.

Some Yanks are off to slow starts with the bats, hitting the ball hard but right at people.  Tonight that could change with a Major League rookie taking the hill for the O's.  Freddy will get his first chance after patiently waiting and I'm going to go out on a limb and bet he's lights out.  Russ Martin accused Robert Andino of stealing signs off second.  Lets see if this heats up tonight as well.

On another note, how much does Buck Showalter HATE losing to the Yankees?  Guy just sits there seething. He really couldn't make it more obvious he doesn't want to manage against the Yanks just knowing the YES guys are chatting it up about him in the booth after his thick comments about other peoples ballparks or something.

Only Bubba

 

Only a guy who buttons up every button on a golf polo.  Only a guy who hasn't cut his hair in probably 3 years.  Only a guy who swings a pink driver and makes it look good.  Only a guy who rocks overalls in a music video with his buddies to raise money for charity.  Only a lefty like Bubba Watson could hit a 155 yard wedge and acknowledge that he's 'actually pretty good at hooking it' so why not grip it and rip it.  It's just the Masters. 

This could go on and on.  The man who has never taken a lesson pulled off one of the most remarkable shots in Masters history, a shot that 90% of golfers spend time trying not to hit.  Seeing Bubba toss on a green jacket and congratulate Patrick Cantley as the low amateur was the icing on a great Sunday.  Credit to Oosthuizen for pulling what might go down as a top 5 shot in masters history, but one that will fall short to Bubba's hook wedge for the shot of the tournament. Still unsure how the tree monkeys on that second playoff hole tossed Louis' ball back into perfect site of the green, but that no longer matters.

I'm happy for this guy.  Ordinary dude, new dad, Masters Champion. Nice little Sunday. Even took the time to thank some twitter followers personally.   He's been under the radar all season (see approach shot at Doral) and he hits the ball a country mile.  The game is there, the character is there, and something tells me he's not done.  I'm just hoping he makes a couple more funny videos.

Now I'm off to practice my hook.

So Long Dave Tollefson

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Dave Tollefson is joining the Raiders.  At some point, I'm going to get worried about all the free agents leaving the NY Giants.  This guy had 5 sacks in mostly a reserve role last year, and I understand with all the depth at DE that he might not be needed.  In my mind, every team needs solid role players as much as any team needs A guys, B guys, and C guys in order to be successful.  The Giants are going to have to make some moves or have a solid draft to replace some of the people that are leaving for elsewhere.

Also, getting rid of a guy who's sack dance pays homage to Patrick Swayze in Road House only adds to the pain of the loss.  This guy did his job well in NY.  So long Dave Tollefson.

Get Off My Course : Tiger Woods Edition

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You're Tiger Woods.  You're solely responsible for driving PGA Tour ratings over the past decade and are arguably the most recognizable sports figure on the planet.  You're life has been completely torn apart by poor decisions and you begin the long road back to greatness.  On the most beautiful stage in America, in a Major Championship, you're caught cursing and kicking clubs around like a temperamental pre-teen.  For everyone watching Golf around the country, including grandfathers, fathers, sons, and daughters everywhere, Tiger is now a downright disgrace to the game.

This is just another bad decision in a series of really bad decisions by Tiger.  The man has literally lost it, and should no longer be seen as a role model to young golfers.  (Pretty sure Nick Faldo said the exact same thing during yesterday's broadcast).  He's playing terribly this week, and kicking and screaming his way to an above par finish.  Even more, he's now taking away valuable TV time from great players like Luke Donald, Lee Westwood, Bubba Watson, and Jason Dufner.  Stand up guys who are exemplary both on and off the course.  Even up and comers like Rory McIlroy and Jason Day deserve better than Tiger Woods.

Everyone has a bad day on the course.  I'm happy to break a 100 and I have had my fair share of meltdowns.  Tiger is a professional and clearly has not learned that he is held to a different standard.  At this point, he's competing with Rory Sabatini (another tour gem) for guy I'd invite last to join my foursome.  Tiger Woods - You can get off our beautiful golf course.  Let the world know when you've relearned the ways of the game and are truly back from you're 'mid-career crisis'.  The PGA should begin announcing disciplinary action right here - and should start With Tiger Woods.

All that said, anyone think Hank Haney's book is having an impact on his performance?  I'm not going to blame him for all of this, but releasing a book right before the first major of the year is pathetic.  Perfect example of someone trying to profit off someone else's popularity.

And Here We Go

Ladies and gentlemen the wait is over.  It's been roughly six whole months since the Yankees last walked off the field in a disappointing fashion.  Today marks the start of a new season and an opportunity to start something great.  Will it be easy?  Absolutely not.  The AL is stacked with Anaheim, Texas, Detroit, Boston, Tampa Bay, and the Yankees all competing for playoff spots.  Each team is more than capable of winning 90+ games and anything less would be considered a disappointment across the board.

Today the Big Fella CC Sabathia will take the hill in Tampa against James Shields in what I would expect to end up being a pitchers duel.  It's time to throw any preseason stats out the window, as CC will no doubt kick it into gear and rise to the occasion, because well, that's just what he does. 

It's also fitting Derek Jeter should be leading off the season.  He's getting up there but you sense there's plenty of gas left for at least one more title run.  ARod's finally at peace with being an awkward person and the New Guard: Cano, Granderson, Swisher, and Texeira all need to be on top of their games to make it happen.

All that said, every Yankees Opening Day should be a national holiday.  Nowhere in America is a there a better organization that represents this country.  Losing is not an option, and everyone should be able to witness this without having to decide which window to keep open from the cubicle - the Masters or the Yankees. 

Hope everyone has their favorite coozie out, has access to both the Masters and the Yanks, and enjoys both displays of greatness.  The quest for 28 gets under way in 10 minutes, and I'll be watching every damn minute of it.  Cheers.

First Bonehead Move of the Season

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I'm not buying the whole 'catching depth' excuse or Austine Romine's back being the reason why the Yankees punted Franky Cervelli to AAA today.  Just a couple months ago the Yankees had more quality catchers in the program than the entire AL Central.  This is definitely a bonehead move.  Francisco Cervelli is a guy who takes nothing for granted.  He plays every single games like it's his last.  Celebrates every hit, walk, bunt, win like it's game 7.  The Yankees are a team full of MegaStars and you need a guy like this.  From the concussion issue, to the goofy batting helmet, to making even AJ Burnett feel like he could actually throw strikes, Franky has given his heart and soul to the Yankees organization. For some reason, you just sense that Joe Girardi never really had his back, except that one time in spring training when he broke his ankle.  No idea why, but you just never got that 'I really like this guy' vibe.  And now this 3 days before the opener.

This new guy is apparently an awful hitter.  I know Cervelli wasn't going to belt 10 home runs or maybe even hit .250 (Lifetime BA of .272 btw) but when something mattered, you actually didn't mind he was batting when future hall of famers, All Stars, and speed demons are all around him.  He also is pretty good at handling a pitching staff.  Unless Cervelli was a pain in the clubhouse, which I highly doubt, there's got to be an alterior motive here.

Hope you go down there, hit .300, and are back in the Bronx by May Frankie.  You're welcome on my team in this town any day.

Get Off my Radio : Bobby Valentine Edition

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Is this an April Fools Joke?  Isn't that supposed to end on the first day of April?  I'd personally like to know WTF Michael Kay, ESPN, and Bobby Valentine are all thinking.  Like right now, I want to ask all of them.  There's no way Michael Kay should be interested in talking to this guy on a weekly basis if he's an actual Yankees Fan.   Is this really a good look for you Michael?  Bobby - Can you not get enough press in Boston?  I know you're a narcissistic wind bag but this in no way is good for your ball club.  Don't get me wrong, I love that you're burning down the house up in Boston, but this is not a good move.  You already got Curt Schilling slamming you on you're old show - is that not the writing on the wall?  What are they even going to talk about?  If Kay goes all Rick Reilly on this weekly discussion between two people who put headphones on at night re-running podcasts of their own voices - I'm through.  If they start talking about golf, and life, and other garbage I'm calling for Kay's head.  Only way this is good is if Kay grows a set and crushes Sideshow Bobby for his on the field decisions and comments to the media and asks him every week why he is 8 games out of first.  Anything else, and they can both get off my airwaves.

3 Days till Opening Day : Get out Your Brooms 1999 Championship

1999 was the 2nd Year OD.  A number of big free agent resignings in typical Steinbrenner fashion and the addition of alleged roid head Roger Clemens made the team a lock to repeat as champs.  They're such a lock, they barely even change the World Series Logo.  Derek Jeter hits .349 in the regular season and the Yanks sweep the Braves in 4, winning their 8th consecutive World Series Game in doing so.

Clinching game 4: Alleged Roid-O Roger versus John Smoltz.  Jimmy Leyritz hits another huge homerun in a pretty uneventful Game.  Mariano Rivera gets the save, and wins the MVP honors.  The Yankees repeat as Champions and have won 3 of the last 4 world Series.

What Else?  Derek Jeter has an MVP Caliber year.  The Yankee Clipper - Joe Dimaggio passes away during the season and the Yankees wear a special arm band for him.  David Cone throws a perfect game.

Napster is absolutely awesome and I'm personally downloading at least 20-30 songs a night over my 56K modem.  Y2K is a big deal but ends up being a total waste of time.

4 Days Till Opening Day : 1998 Title Season

1998 should be forever known as the 1st year OD (Of Dynasty).  This really is the season where the Yankees hit their stride and the core 4 takes form complimented by true champions: Bernie Williams, Paul O'Neill, and Tino Martinez.

Game 4 Clincher: Andy Pettitte outduels eventual Yankee goat Kevin Brown and the Yanks complete a sweep of the Padres.  Mo earns the save and Scott Brosius is dominant at the plate, earning MVP honors. 

What else?  The 98 season was arguably the best in MLB history for the Yankees team.  They won 114 regular season games, and steamrolled through the playoffs and eventually, Tony Gwynn and the lowely San Diego Padres.  Derek Jeter is hitting his stride as one of the best shortstops in MLB and the core 4 is really taking form.  This also marks the 24^th World Championship for the Yankees, tying them with the Canadiens for most in all sports.  They would smash this record just 12 months later.  David Wells tossed a perfect game and Chuck Knoblauch is the gritty second basemen.  Shane Spencer is electric in his first season with the club, and only further adds to the Yankees dominance of the league. El Duque Hernandez also goes 12-4 and is dominant on the mound with his high socks and crazy leg kick.  Tino Martinez is a offensive force at 1B and even Daryl Strawberry hits over 20 dingers.  1998 is also the 75^th anniversary of Yankee Stadium. 

The stock market is pure gold with the S&P returning 28.6%.  You could turn 10 grand into 100 in no time in the tech IPO bubble.  Life is good in NYC.